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LittleMariko
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LittleMariko


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PostSubject: Re: Let's Have Some Fun.   Let's Have Some Fun. EmptyThu Apr 16, 2009 12:00 am

A spirit floated around in it's home in the spiritual world. The weather report said it was going to be another scorcher. Casually, the spirit popped open a can of fermented blood and took a look at its calendar. Let's see... the ice place needed to be clean (fireplaces were sort of redundant in this sort of area), the hellhounds needed to be fed, and the slaves needed to be adequately threatened and cowed into submission. All in all a very usual sort of day. Yawning, the soul reviewed its day with satisfaction. All very predictable, all very orderly, all very safe... it was going to be a good day.
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LittleMariko
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LittleMariko


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Number of posts : 2042
Age : 35
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Registration date : 2009-01-17

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PostSubject: Re: Let's Have Some Fun.   Let's Have Some Fun. EmptyThu Apr 23, 2009 2:03 pm

Casually, the spirit moved to sit on his recliner lined with leather (genuine leather made from only the finest baby skin), when he instead found himself consumed by a great deal of light. Unfortunately, he was unable to stop his sitting motion and thus, the demon lord found himself seated on a ruined coffee table and a cheap carpet, rather ridiculously with the can of blood still in his hand. "What the fuck?"
As he took form in the real world, the spirit was able to stand up, or rather, get up on his two clawed back feet. In this world, he appeared as a giant black, gray, and brown horned rat wearing loose, red kimono sleeves on his furry arms. Ancient jewelry adorned his horns and ears, and dark, cold vapors emanated from his form, like mist from a freezer if such mist flowed black. When he looked up and sniffed the ceiling, his whiskers easily scratched the paint. His tail, huge and covered with stiff needles of hair between the scales splintered something else wooden in the process of swinging back and forth, he didn't look back to see what it was.
It didn't take the large yokai long to figure out what had transpired. This had happened to a few of his friends and underlings, this being summoned by a mortal to the realm. It was a common thing now, what with all of the crazy lesser spirits trying to escape the oppression of ages by coming to pick on these humans. Quite disruptive to the status quo, the rat spirit didn't like it. He'd spent ages consuming other spirits and climbing the social ladder, having it all pulled from under you just because Dwem or Dim or whatever his name was decided to take a vacation was really a bummer. Well, this place did have pretty good weather and the summoning pact only lasted as long as the human who made it. Still on his two back legs, he set his beverage down on the floor and scratched his chin, looking down to evaluate the person beneath him. "Hey, man, what's up?" his voice was suspiciously high pitched, feminine in a way, perhaps attributable to the fact that he was a rodent. For a demon he was very well groomed.
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LittleMariko
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LittleMariko


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Number of posts : 2042
Age : 35
Location : It's all in your head
Rank : The Adversary
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Rep! : 61
Registration date : 2009-01-17

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PostSubject: Re: Let's Have Some Fun.   Let's Have Some Fun. EmptyWed May 13, 2009 3:38 pm

OOC: OMG sorry >.< I forgot this thread was here...

"What am I doing here?" the rat creature looked at the human as one might first look on a dog with a foamy mouth. "Well, that's a mighty good question. I thought perhaps you may have summoned me from my warm, comfortable home in the nether depths. I had an appointment with an elder chaos god I'm going to miss you know and the sun here's bad for my complexion. Last time I came topside my fur bleached to this loathsome shade of liver..." The creature coughed, a sound accompanied by a flash of fire from his mouth and a small puff of smoke.
An odd thing that a human would ask for something from a demon rat's paw. It technically was ok, there were very little bacteria in hell that would even be relevant up here and no viruses, but... well, there was always that "rats are dirty" stereotype these mortals held on to for some silly reason, but being a sadistic demon overlord didn't mean he couldn't be generous with what he had when asked politely. "Sure, just pour some into a cup." Most humans were harbingers of disease and filth outside of their primitive hospitals. He wasn't sure this one was clean enough to have his lips on the can. Absently, the rat began to gaze around the room for a comfortable place to sit.
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LittleMariko
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LittleMariko


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Registration date : 2009-01-17

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PostSubject: Re: Let's Have Some Fun.   Let's Have Some Fun. EmptyMon Jun 08, 2009 10:00 pm

The rat devil took a few deliberate, slow steps towards the window to look down on the city with him. There was no point in arguing about whether or not his plans were actually ruined. In truth, he felt more like a retired person... one of those whose family is about to send them off to an old folk's home to forget about him until his funeral. The "appointment" was really a play date for nightmare polo, but the former sounded much more authoritative and important than the latter... businesslike even. The creature's mind began to drift to what Aclahayr might be doing around now, with nobody there for the match. Heads would be rolling instead of balls, no doubt. Thus the monster's expression was exceptionally absent as he poured the stuff, very nearly overflowing the cup before his mind snapped back to the mortal world, brought back suddenly by the question.

Looking down on the somewhat suspicious scene, he sighed. "What, the orgy of sin and chaos you mortals live in? Reminds me of my little patch of Solvay until I cleaned all that trash up." One red eye blinked, as though his mind was wandering again. "Yes... the only way to solve these sort of places is with an iron hand. People... creatures don't know what's good for them. But... A creature like yourself... you seem like the sort who was generated by a place like this... summoning demons that you don't know to the mortal world and all..." Pausing thoughtfully, he finished up his drink and finished. "...no offense of course."
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LittleMariko
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LittleMariko


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Number of posts : 2042
Age : 35
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Registration date : 2009-01-17

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PostSubject: Re: Let's Have Some Fun.   Let's Have Some Fun. EmptySun Jul 12, 2009 10:58 pm

Rich? Oh... that was right... humans defined power by how many designated trinkets they could collect... "monli" they called it... or was it "munchy"? Strength didn't mean as much as it did in this society as it meant in hell. Quite a flawed system that allowed the weak to thrive and spread their weakness if you asked the rat. "Well, I can't tell you much about any demon other than myself. I think our lifestyles were quite different from each other. Every warlord had different rules and... you know. At all times, at all places, people have... stuff. Myself, I was looking at an early retirement. I had three legions of slaves and two hundred odd concubines. Big home too. All of that squabbling and struggle is for lesser spirits. But in answer to your question..."
The rat's whiskers twitched, as though recalling some unpleasant sensation as he saw two guys interacting with an under dressed blonde below. "I like my neck of the woods much better. I speak there and the others hop to the tune if you know what I mean." The rat puffed a bit of fire suggestively from his small nostrils. "We don't have your... money to decide things where I come from." A smile spread across the devil's snout.
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