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PostSubject: Monday Morning [ Closed ]   Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:38 pm

''HORD'' A scream warns the approach of them, the adrenaline and heart rate sky rockets as fear and terror cloak the survivors, the four struggle and fights the outnumbering opposition. Muzzle flash illuminates the dark and horrific expression of the character while bullet after bullet sprays from the barrel of the m16 to its targets, a proportion of metal slugs meets its desired victim but due to human error, the user's panic, possible lack of experience and given the situation hes in situation it is common in this person's dilemma to occasionally miss a few times. This is a horror, four characters, three males and one female, they are running from one stage to the other, escaping a experience only seen in games, movies and nightmares. Their opposition can be laughable, impossible to appear and exist in the modern world but in horror fiction, the dead house rules. Although their is a ray of light at the end of the tunnel, when wading through all the crap the safe house is just in reach and when turning that next corner...things quickly go down the poo pipe ''TANK''-''Gahh'' Ashido sits up on his bed, breathing heavily, heart racing wile peering around the room in a mad frenzy until relaxing, relived it was just a dream while a cold sweat layers his skin.

''fu*king Left 4 Dead!'' Ashido curses while he looks over at the xbox 360 and the open case of 'Left 4 Dead' a action horror video game of 4 character battling zombies and mutant zombies, the mutant zombies are gifted certain advantages and ability over the other zombies and the Tank being the big daddy of the badass zombies. He rubs the sweat of his forhead and scratches his head while thinking of the time it is, school, curses left 4 dead again and considers going back to sleep again,he agrees to his last suggestion, lowers his head back down on the pillow, closes his eyes and.. ''BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP..'' The mourning alarm clock shouts its regular 7am rant which signalfies the all time tradition of 'getting read for schoo'l. ''F**k'' he curses out as he thinks about school while personally complaining to himself about his major dislike of school with a passion of a thousand suns all going super nova. He thinks about this for 5mins before he sighs, curses again and shuts off the alarm clock before trudging his arse out of bed and to the toilet ''bloody school''. He wasn't much of a morning person, especially one at 7am on a monday morning after the weekend. Well, after useing the toilet and only momentarily missing the bowel he yawned and dragged back to his room to get ready. ''MY BLOODY SOCKS?!'' exclaimed Ashido while clearly taking a thick, he couldn't find his socks, the socks he was already wearing for a week straight now. ''i swear, its like someone sneaks in here and hides my stuff!'' moaned Ashido as went to get some socks, another mission itself as his room was basically a tip! clothes basically stacked and ordered in heaps on the floor which hides the actual carpet flooring itself.

He forgot to put his clothes in the wash, he sniffed them, a slight expression of appalled rung on his face, then answered with a solution of reaching for the deodorant, Lynx pulse with the adverts of attracting all the woman however this effect hasn't worked for Ashido or 'yet' as he would like to belive. A 'WHOOOM...'' sound can be heard next door to Ashido's room, thats a clear signal that his sister is up and blow drying her hair. Its not a friendly sound in the mourning to listen to, wearing a pair of loose jeans, large shirt and his socks he motions out of his room and down the hall while casually yawning as he did do. With a witch of a button the radio clicks on ''lking on sunshine ohhaoohh and dont it feel good...'' it was a too enthusiastic song for this early in the mourning but laziness prevailed and the song stayed. He cracked open the new cereal box and took out the packaging to find the gift inside,
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PostSubject: Re: Monday Morning [ Closed ]   Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:42 am

''Lame'' A pencil top, not the most exciting of things, it was a a strange small troll toy with large colorful hair which only the mentally unstable could possible enjoy or even bother collecting the hideous wee things. Over the while the Kugashira's possible collecting maybe a dozen of so of them but never on purpose it was just the crappy toy that came with the cereal but god knows the the rest of the pencil tops disappear to around this house, possible the bin and not a bad place for them. Ashido started into his cereal while reading the back on the box or casually playing with the small Troll toy to amuse himself, he even did a James brown impression with the Small toy with the song ''i Feel Good''. Other sounds around the house signaled the rest of the familys activity as they too were just getting up and getting read for their day. He could hear his father's alarm snooze button going off again while he enjoys some more precious moments of slumber before the inevitable and everyday grind began. His attitude isnt too far away as Ashido's in the mourning but over time he just got use to it with a sigh. ''SLUUUUURP'' the sound as the last of the bowels contents are tipped into Ashido's mouth as he lifts it up to his mouth ''gah, Ashido don't make that noise!'' Regarded his sister with mild annoyance 'good mourning NEMESIS! Thought Ashido with the entry of his sister into the kitchen ''shouldnt you get ready for school? inquired his sister with Ashido's response ''wha? i am ready'' while he looked down at himself and approving what he sees ''YOU LOOK LIKE A BUM! and you been wearing those clothes for 3 days in a ROW!'' ''their good clothes'' Ashido replayed, meekly as he hoped he may be able to pull it off as no one from school seen him wearing the clothes over the weekend. ''Ashido, go and change your hair and wash down your hair'' Said his mother in a weary tone while making her enterence into the kitchen. ''THIS IS COMMUNISM!'' Ashido protested as he his family started to gang up on him and then left to change his clothes. He sweared under his breath while thinking of the smug face of his sister after coming back and seeing her victory. ''one of these days NEMESIS..'' he whispered while shaking his fist back at the kitchen, but making sure no one would see him. He got a new set of clothes, pulled on his shoes and struggled to find his school bag, he just remembered he had homework but shurrged 'eh, just copy it of james on the bus' thought Ashido but would later regret it as James forgot to do his too. well at least he will have some company while the teacher gets royaly annoyed at Ashido again due to his school work attitude. He made his way to the bathroom now, began brushing his teeth now after he had his breakfast and stood bord as he scrubed the brush along his teeth. Ashido now has a precise and regular procedure for his hair, he switched on the tap stuck his head under it found a towel and scrubbed his hair and success, that was hi all ready and go to start the day. Alot of people would say he would need his haircut but these are mostly the nonconformists and bringdowns which Ashido would have to suffer listening to, these too are his parents who sweared they should cut Ashido's hair in his sleep but its more laziness rather than vanity which Ashido refuses to get a hair cut. A beeping and rather annoying noise rings out from somewhere in the mass heaps of clothing on the bedroom floor and luckily Ashido was in the room to hear it before it would never be found again or would require some difficulty and alot of frustration. After some adventure into the depths of his bedroom and the discovery of the missing last weeks dinner which could have contributed to the unusual smell in his bedroom, Ashido found his mobile phone in a pair of his old jeans, battery nearly depleted and one message on the screen. ''bast*rds'' cursed Ashido while he put all that effort to look for the damn thing to find out that it was just a network message offering some crap or other to try to squeeze more money out of him or if any. He pocketed his phone, a rather old and unfashionable antique that can be useful as a brick than anything else.

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PostSubject: Re: Monday Morning [ Closed ]   Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:39 pm

''your going to be late for your bus, ASHIDO!'' shouted his sister from the living room watching her soaps. 'what the hell is her problem' He thought while he was just trying to find his phone charger, 'ah the hell with it' he ditched that quest and answered his sister before she started yapping again and proberly get in trouble from his parents ''yea, yea im going, im going!'' he sighed then in a smaller tone, noted ''pain in the ass''. Ashido made his way down the hall and to the door ''ALRIGHT MUM, DAD, IM AWAY, C YIZ WHEN I GET BACK, BYE'' Asido finished, grabbing his bag, a fenchchurch brown bag with two straps and a design of cream doves on the front and he picked up his skatebourd, it was a bit run down with the wear and tear he does using it. Closeing the door behind him, he checked his pockets to make sure he has everything before he set off ''keys, keys, keys, sweet'' is said to himself when satisfied he didn't leave without his house keys for when he got back home. The board dropped onto the wooden floor, placing his right foot ontop and with a kick of his left leg he was off down the hall, rolling down to the elevator where it will bring him to the lobby. He was swerving left from right to gather momentum to press him forward to avoid lifting his foot off to push him along, it wasnt necessary but just amusing. It wasn't long before he got to the elevator which he then pressed on the tail of his board to slow down, the tail skidded on the wooden floors leaving its mark, a signature of the skate boards presence there. His hand came down to lift up the board to press the call button for the lift, impatience and boredom he contined pressing the button over and over again in some attempt or believe to make it come faster. Though as always it took its time, no rush to go anywhere as time never really mattered to it itself, it continued with its role and purpose in life, if a elevator had a life, whether it was a easy or a hard one ashido would never know or really anyone but possibly the knowledge is only held to the engineers and constructor who made the elevator who know the dynamics and work the elevator undergoes in its daily grind, as they are the masters and creators of its fate. The life of a elevator i guess you can just simply say it has its ups and downs.

''im walking on sunshine whoo hoo ooh and...'' sung Ashido as the the song from this mourning was still stuck in his head. The lift was really taking its time which gave Ashido a bit of time to glance around the corridor, its not that he needed the time either to do this task as previous moments just like this as got him standing here like a fail while waiting on the slow ass elevator to make its run up to the 18th floor. He must have mesmerismed the whole corridor by now as he would just wait for the lift and look around the hall for something a bit more interest than the metal closed doors of the elevator 'FINALLY' A thought screamed in Ashido's head as the elevator finally arrived. It was a really dull, enclosed space witch would get a claustrophobic victim going mental if ever they experienced it. However the lift did have a catchy tune and you would see this idiot dancing to himself for a bit of funzys before it arrived at the bottom. It was a scene that would strike thousands of viewers on utube if ever a video got out leaving Ashido globally embarrassed and locked up in his bedroom for months, surviving on what he can until the hysteria died down. The elevator stoped after a moment on one of the floors below, it didnt bother him as much but it always felt awkward in a elevator with a stranger just seemingly waiting their in that cramp spot together to reach their destination. Although Ashido was generally friendly with these situation and gifter the elevator buddy a general hello then they started their private silence until to the bottom floor. It was a middle aged man wearing a suit and followed by a suit case that joined Ashido in the elevator. He wasnt really a noticebale character compared to other suits but Ashido did find the mans mustache somewhat humorous. Mustaches really? a odd specimen of nature, it was strange really, a piece of hair just growing under the noise and Ashido wondered if girls actually find it attractive and contemplated whether or not he should grow one. While day dreaming to himself to himself the elevator arrived at the bottom before he even knew it 'well alright'' thought Ashido before he repositioned his bag on his shoulder, fixing it and lifting up his board. 'goodbye Mr.mustacheio' he thought to himself when leaving the lift, he moved into the lobby and passed out of the front doors.

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PostSubject: Re: Monday Morning [ Closed ]   Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:45 am

A yawn escaped from him as he stood out from outside the apartment building, he stretch to ward of the tiredness. 'eh, not a bad day' Ashido said to himself while dropping his board down on the ground, it was a average day at best, it was still wet and cloudy after last night's downpour and moments the sun managed to pierce through the clouds. Habit caused him to check his mobile, he received one message from the time he last checked it ''message from Dillion: hurry up, youl miss the bus! Dick Razz' the message said while Ashido smirked and replyed under his breath, jokingly 'arsehole'. He kicked off on his board dodging puddles, avoiding people and practicing a few tricks on his way to the bus stop with the odd fall and making a arse of himself but he was quick to pick himself up. Many thoughts floated around his fuzzy head, basically all mundane, average thoughts, well maybe a bit slightly different. Girls of course, he had many thoughts about, the strange and mysterious species Ashido never really had much experience with, expect his mother and sister but they don't count. As a bit of a Geek he thought some about computer games and comics and then with some odd turn his next thought was having dragon Ball Z like powers and destroying the School, his enemies and stealing lots of money, its not that weird of a thought, is it? at least someone in their lifes has to think about things like this but Ashido more than most. It can be hard to say what nature Ashido would be if he had powers, if he would abuse them or save the world. Many stories and comics have influenced Ashido to do the right thing, he isn't a overly bad fella and while just as I typed in this sentence Ashido now makes his way through the east side mall while raking it on his skateboard, skateboards are prohibited in the mall and possible explains the couple of security guards on his tail chasing him while a playful smile stretches across his face with a menacing glee expression. It was a necessary short cut Ashido believes to get from point A to B although it would only have taken a minute or two to go around the mall but he always enjoyed messing with the security guard here at the mall. ''GET BACK HERE!, STOP, GET HIM..'' the mall security shouts as the chase Ashido which is rather pointless and a waste of breath, because no one really does stop or goes back there, no one in their right mind anyway. laughs, taunts and cheers begin from Ashido as he teases the security guards. ''WELL, C YIZ'' Ashido waves back as he exits the other side of the mall and back on the street, the Security guards stop chasing him while they try and recover, huffing and nearly collapsing over. Ashido drops of the curb at the far side of the road while its clear and rolls on over to the other where his journey ends, he kicks up his board, very stylish and trys to show off by spinning it around his arm although its not happening and he fails and drops the board, his friends at the bus stop tease, laugh some even points and one of his mates even greets him ''DICKHEAD'' while he laughs at him. ''SHUT UP'' Ashido replys and strolls on over to his few friends that already are there waiting for the bus. ''You took your time'' started one of his friends when he himself hasn't been there that long before Ashido ''well, no rush. The bus is not here anyway'' he replyed. ''did any of yiz get your maths homework done for the day?'' Ashido panicked, Miss,Ferren will kill me, im serious! she has it out for me since i begun school''. ''well, yea...when have you ever done any kind of homework? you brought it upon yourself'' began one of his of friends. ''do you have it done or not?'' Ashido complained and then brightened up ''..and can i copy your work book'' is a rather nicer and begging tone while cupping his hands together. ''soz dude, im i the same boat, i got nadda'' he mate replyed ''Why the hell were you lecturing me when your just as equally useless'' Ashido complained while his friend simply shurrged his shoulders. ''has anyone else bother to do it?'' ashido asked and he shaking head responses and ''na'' from the rest of them. ''were boned!'' he siad while he turned around which got a cumber of aggrees from his friends.
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PostSubject: Re: Monday Morning [ Closed ]   Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:49 am

The bus stop was full with its odds and ends of people, such as the jocks, emos, metal heads, geeks ect all split up into their own groups of social friends and also Ashido's group too. A number of discussions was pass around the group with some being interesting, exciting or just poor stupid, exaggerate but was worth a laugh anyway. The topic that was hotly debated at the moment among ashido and his friends was weather their mate, josh would just split up with the Wore of a girlfriend because everyone knew she was just using him and has practically slept around with everyone apar from him. Josh can be called a complicated case or simply a fail as he really never had much experience with girls and he believes that the girl he is seeing, the whore which all his friends want him to break up with, well he thinks that he wouldn't get another girl if he leaves her. Possible a guy lacking some confidence but he wasn't a bad fella and thats why his friends right now at the bus stop, including Ashido are urging and some, threatening him to break up with here, for his own good. Getting a bit fed up with josh and his whore of Babylon the bunch turned to ammuseing themseleves to flip tricks on the skate board and pitting questions to each other, some people may find these questions stupid and childish but the Ashido and his group just as bit as serious and interesting as the bees making honey. ''ok, who will win in a fight between the hulk and superman?'' questioned a member of the group which received some extreme thinking from the rest of them, as some of them began to scratch their head and rubing their chins to think of this one. some replyed the hulk cause hes simply just badass and he gets stronger as the more pissed off he is but just to take the high road Ashido replyed superman ''superman can fly, cant he just stay up in the air and fire his lazer eyes at him?! he can be a bit stupid sometimes, he should always do that in a fight so no one can come close to use that criptonight rock crap'' the debate whent on for some times and it closely became aggressively as a couple of ashido friends were nearly at one each others necks, disscussing the strengths, trivia and showing who knows more about the fictional characters. The questions kept on going while eventually becoming super ridiculous and resulting in ''who would win, chuck Norris or the earth?'' recieveing some dumb struck looks, laughs until ''bus'' the group lifted up their school bags and board and motioned over to the bus stop, ''chuck norris would win, stupid question''
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PostSubject: Re: Monday Morning [ Closed ]   Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:47 am

The students qued at the bus stop while the bus was just making it s turn around a corner, the information at the top of the bus showed it was the school bus which got people picking up their bags, stamping out their cigarettes while most of them were underage to smoke anyway but thats the scene cause smoking is 'cool'. Ashido never gave into the pressure of smoking even though peer pressure pushed him to it but he refused as he doesn't like it, also wants to avoid the addictive quality it has to and doesn't have the money to go and buy cigarettes. Skateboarding is expensive already why would he want to go for a unnecessary habit such as smoking which it has a potential to kill him and harm him, so Ashido avoids it. It not really too fond of drugs either, he heard of the addictive qualitys it to bears and seen on the media what kind of mess it can leave you in if you manage to turn into a full out druggie, he seen trainspotting and would wish to avoid some scenes such as that. It can be slightly hard sometimes because most of his friends to drugs, well just a bit of grass but still Ashido wouldn't touch that. ''ugh...i don't want to go...'' complained Ashido while they trudged along to the bus. ''well we can always ditch it'' said one firend while he beamed of enthusiasm, there was a momentary pause from Ashido, he was greatly considerateing it ''na' he finally said '' were just back from after the weekend and my folks will through a fit!'' his friend replayed back with a simple ''you pussy'' and laughed. While they moves on to the bus the groups found their seats in the middle while the geeks sat up front and the jocks rode in the back seat, you can say they were the middle class. As locations and sights passed their view it started up possible skate sites and invoked tricks and ideas to try. The group was shareing each others views of what tricks to try on potential areas to skate on. Some favoured plane ground and street style while some few like vert with pipes and skate parks. Their were some ideas to try and olly, jump the steps of the libary, a couple flight of stairs which would be interesting or possibly a grind down the rail. While they got all nerdy with skating the subject was quick to change to another site passing the window of a attractive girl which then rose another subject of talk, it wasnt all to far from their skateboarding discussion and while they talked about doing stuff on skatebourds the discussion slightly change to 'doing stuff'' on the girl. their also was the talk about the local destruction around and each other shared view about this as well ''the hulk vs chuck norris!'' started up one of the friends ''no, no if it was chuck norris then we all would be DEAD'' their was laughs and jokes as they continued casting around more bizarre explanations. ''torrist attacK? thats wat they say on the tele while also poor construction caused some places to collapse or some crap like that'' explained Ashido while another voice was quick to add ''too bad they never terrorist attack the school and then we may have got a hoilday'' laughed his friend.
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PostSubject: Re: Monday Morning [ Closed ]   Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:40 pm

The school bus arrived to the school's Gates, they were open adjar to let the arrival of students, cars, buses and transportation to pass through, they were large metal, heavy bar gates with a equally big fence attached witched stretched around the whole perimeter of the school grounds. the gates would be close to signify the out of hours of school such as hoildays, much to Ashido's delight and just plain after hours. It would be quite difficult to breach the gates of the school, Ashido believed anyway, the gates had that impentrateing, intimidating look about it which suited the theme of a prison which not only Ashido would agree but possibly the whole school, except those strange, unbearable people who would say other wise, the brown noisers and the teachers pets. It would remind Ashido of a scene from the simpsons, a police auction were the simpson family attended because they heard they could get cheap stuff, possibly their neighbor flanders told them. Well at the auction a gate was up for sale, it belong to a criminal boss and the only reason why he got caught was because he left the gate unlocked. The gate was said to be fire proof, bomb proof and ram resistant, strange how it can be able to withstand bombs but caves under a few rams. A bizarre memories which comes back to Ashido sometimes as hes not able to fully figure it out, it would probably hunt him to he dies before he found out the answer to it or whether the simpsons was just making a joke, either way its a annoying memory. The bus drove on up the hill with the guidance of bus driver who personally hated children and sometimes had some small sick fantasy of driving the whole bus of a god damn cliff but he was pretty sure he would get the sack if he done that so he stayed quiet and drove the bus while all the children in the back roared, shouted, joke and basicly gave him a headache by the end of the trip. Sure everyone has their quirks and dislikes about work but just continued with the daily grind to pay the bills, put food on the table and hope they win the lottery and then they can drive that bloody bus of the cliff, escape to Mexico and live free. The kids were getting off the bus as soon as it stoped, pushing shoving, as impatient as people are when someone just farted on the bus that sent the bus load of kids into a frenzy trying to get out and avoid breathing the toxic and slightly strange eerie smell of cabbage in the air. ''DIRTY! WAS THAT YOU MC GEE! JESUS WHAT THE HELL DO YOUR FOLKS FEED YOU, ITS LIKE SOMETHING DIED'' started a rando from the bus, placeing the blame as the rest of them were doing. Ashido was no different, he had his bet on the fat kid who was sitting a few seats down from him and looked like he was eating a high fiber diet, or rather just eating anything. ''so what class do we got first?'' questioned Ashido walking on infront of his friends until he noticed they were going in a different direction, feeling a bit embarrassed he quickly moved back over to his mates. ''what class do we have first?'' repeated Ashido, ''eh, music i think...yea.. monday, music, double period, GAY!'' replyed his class mate while the group broke up to go to their separate classes, their were farewells, jokes, teasing before they all broke off ''oye, c yiz skanks at recess'' Joke Ashido then turned his back and continued to class.
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PostSubject: Re: Monday Morning [ Closed ]   Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:58 pm

Well it was a typical day, nothing out of the ordinary be it by human standards or supernatural, Ashido went through the day bored, confused, more bored and wishing that he was somewhere else or that he had a clone to take his place or powers to escape or just blow up the school, he may have a overactive imagination but it helps to pass the time. He went through classes by being shouted at for forgetting to do his homework, misbehaving, holding back the class and getting caught for copying someone else work which in the end was all wrong anyway. He may be considerd a fool or the class clown, hes not the smartest and he would admit that but he knows how to have a laugh and like to spread a good joke about. The subjects that Ashido does prove successful at however is Art, Computers, Drama and P.E while the rest of his subjects either get a average to a down low grade of FAIL. Ashido doesn't know what he would like to do with his future, he gets a question like that everytime hes being scolded. He would have some ideas of job perspects from the tv, for a time he wanted to be a doctor, because he got a impression from a show 'scrubs' that doctors really acted that way. So far Ashido's future can seem a bit shakey as hes not pushing the best of grades and doesn't have a clue in which direction he would like to go or do after school. He ended up missing recess because of failure to complete homework and getting detention, he had a choice on were to spend detention though as he was pretty popular with getting detention from different classes he would choose were to spend it. He ended up on the second story of the building while he spent his detention in the art facilities which overlooked the foot ball field, it gave him a bit of a view while he wasted a good recess in detention. After the 15 min recess it was back to the daily grin, revising, questions, essays, it seemed like it would never end. 3.15pm hours later school was over and Ashido was free, free to enjoy the sweet joys of life and live the way god intended it to be, well until Tuesday mourning.

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PostSubject: Re: Monday Morning [ Closed ]   Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:42 pm

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when ashido remembered he had school work to do he would try to find ways to avoid it or possibly come up with some schemes to get out of doing it. Here ashido was slouching infrong of the tele lasting while watching nothing important, his show would be on at 7 and ''so he was watching a old simpsons repeat, the one were Bart plays a prank on the town making them believe that their was a boy trPped down a well but ironically he manages to fall down himself but it hasn't got that far in the episode and also has a guest star sting in this episode. Ashido is not a sting fan or really knows anything of his work just that he heard the name about and also heard he was a poffer which his friends informed him which he took their word for and didn't bother with anything Else about him. He was laying on the couch debating weather to do his homework or not while also think of graving a packet of crisp, the packet of crisps thought seemed more urgent than the homework which he even bothered to get up and stroll the kitchen for. ''ashido, do you have homework to do?'' questioned his mum from down the hall asked when it was just a habit now of asking and telling him to do it. Ashido lied as usual when questioned about his homework 'aye, I done it on the bus when coming home'' he replied, which was a lie to avoid doing it and getting in trouble.
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PostSubject: Re: Monday Morning [ Closed ]   Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:11 pm

The defense was flawless, well to a point were if his mother was botherd to go look for herself if ashido had really done his homework or not. well she would have to really know what she was looking for or ashido would just spoof about work he already done and give away already completed work and blag it as the homework that he done. then again, most of his books, work and junk was in the school locker, Ashido already decideding to not do work along time ago gave up on lugging the school books around as it was just extra weight. It seemed a sensible idea, as the bags kids have to carry today will do your back in and without your back your pretty much fu*ked so the saying goes. Frankly your pretty much fooked if you lose any limb, well theirs medical ways to fix that but its really not the same. Dandering in through the kitchen Ashido walked to the far end of the room and pulled open a copboard to reveal shevlees of cooking equipment and a transparent container holding bags of crisps, he had a craving for pickled onion, dipped his hand into the bag grabbed a packet and walked back out of the kitchen to the living room were he continued to laz about infornt of the tv while avoiding to do his homework. ''ugh, what the..'' Ashido cringed in discust as he tasted a crisp from the packet, his attention then turned to the front of the packet which revealed that he picked the wrong sort of crisps and instead got roast beef, ''taste like crap!'' he thought to himself as he went to try it again.
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PostSubject: Re: Monday Morning [ Closed ]   Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:25 pm

''aww, bloody horrible! who ever came up with this flavour needs a good kicken'' thought Ashido as he continued to eat the crisps. a moment struck him to just bin the crisps and just get the crisps he was after in the first place, pickled onion but that would be a waste of food and then he started to think about the people in third countrys being less fortunate while they starved and proberly would kill for these less than average crisps. Another thought struck ashido also because hes a little funny like this, he imagined of traveling to one of these countrys with a stack of food with him and taken it over. As people were hungry Ashido thought he may be able to control them in to do his biding while giving them payment in food, they would build statues of Ashido and worship him as a god then another image would show Ashido manically laughing while all these people worshiped his because he give them some food and it proberly wont be the most luxuries of food too and most likely he would possibly do a pot noodle, one of Ashido's best and only dish he can cook but the odd time he can out do him self and even spruce up a tasty scramble egg and toast. Ashido would more be a take away fan than a home cooked meal sort, the staff at various takeaways actully know Ashido pretty well and he has created mutual friendship with the local pizza delivery guy whom they play halo on the xbox. The local chinese which is pretty close to Ashido would be his home away from home, Ashido would have starved during those times when his parents were out of town and no one was left to cook the dinner, the chinese place stuck by ashido through the thick and thin and the also produce a tasty chicken curry.
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PostSubject: Re: Monday Morning [ Closed ]   Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:44 pm

Although its hard to beat the colonel sander chicken, thinger licking chickenand its true! Ashido is a rather big fan of KFC and supports the colonel work but he knows some even more die hard fans who went as far as tattooing a KFC tatoo on his leg, a bit of a mentler this character to tatoo a KFC pic on them, it was a pic of the colonel himself with his crazy big grin. Although a mad stunt but god does Ashido respect that, Ashido may be a fan but he would think the vegtarians may have something to say about it. How can someone not love chicken? and if the vegetarians dont eat it then someone else would take their share, Ashido would be more happy to take their share but when they start with the preeching of animal cruelty and what not that when Ashido would be sick, he thinks of vegetarians as a odd, foreign speices he may never get to understand which shows his love and appreciations for all kinds of meaty foods. vegetarians can be generally alright and the ones who stick to themselves and keep their opinions for their own kind is all the merrier in Ashido's company but the other kind, the blasphemers and non believers who seek to cast choas on the world as we know it, cast judgment, ridicule, and speak ill of the colonels work and thats were it draws the line. Ashido spent many a joyous moment over a bucket of chicken and doesnt like it when some prat who thinks he has ideals comes and stands over Ashido's pleasant memories and favorite take away food. Their was a moment in which they had the nerve to hand out leaflets about it, while he was eating a group of tree hugging doo gooders disterb his $10 meal to basicly tell him to stop enjoying chicken and succumb to suppression and fascism in such the likes of which world war 2 erupted and was ending the tyranny and rule of hitler, so Ashido said no and good day.
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PostSubject: Re: Monday Morning [ Closed ]   Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:04 am

Well Ashido began feeling a bit guilty about throwing away a full bag of crisps and just decided to finish the crappy crisps he was eating and continue with his life, never to look back and remeber that day he choose the wrong crisps but if he had picked the one he wanted in the first place, it would be the packet of crisps that got away....hopefully this will be a lesson for Ashido, a fatel error in which he would try to beter himself and avoid making that mistake again, that horrible mistake that left him with a bad taste in his mouth and bits of crumbs on his shirt, the roast beef packet of crisps. this will be a lesson for Ashido which he wont soon forget and possibly even will have reccuring nightmares over but that might be slightly over doing it and blowing the incident far out of proportion. Hes still thinking about the packet of crisps even after he brushes the crumbs off and walks to the kitchen to bin the empty packet and wash his mouth out with a class of juice. The thought is still in his head of the horrible crisps which then gets bumped and hijacked by a personal thought telling him to grow up, get over yourself, it was a bad choice of crisps i know! you know! stop living in the past and enjoy the future, live the present, you owe it to yourselve. however another thought slowly crawled onto the stage ''how can i ever enjoy myself after that, things wont ever be the same, we have come so far...too far. things can never be the same again'' Ashido thought like this, yes hes a odd character for gods know why hes thinking these things while being so over dramtic about a bad packet of crisps but everyone has their quirks and if not, sign Ashido up for therapy cause even compared to other peoples odd wee bits Ashido is a pretty weird in the beard.
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PostSubject: Re: Monday Morning [ Closed ]   Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:42 am

Through the rest of the day Ashido decided he will try and make a attempt of his homework but just after this show, he was watching tv at the moment and he said to himself ''after i finish watching this il make a start'' but the same excuse repeated show after show and that start never came. It eventually came near midnight an he hadnt even made a move to begin his homework and it was the time his mother and father would shout at him to go to bed so he wouldnt sleep in or be exhausted the next mourning but Ashido never learned and stayed up late at nights and then suffered the next mourning when he had to get ready for school. Mournings were always the worst, Ashido would could never picture himself as a mourning person and can be intolerable for people who are, specially the happy, enthusiastic chirpy kind that somehow make up in the early of the day and shine a ray of sunshine out of their ass first thing when they step out of bed. Ashido its a scene from a horror movie as a monster of sorts wakes up from a long millenia of sleeping. After flicking through the channels and a disappointment of nothing entertaining he decided to go to be and then repeat the day at crappy school. A show on gardening was the last thing showing before Ashido switched of the tv and walked to his bedroom. It can be a bit strange why they would show a seris of gardening after midnight, the tv station could just be filling up its schedule or surpriseingly their could be some real die hard gardeners getting the tips and strategies to make their plants more healthy, bigger, greener of floweryer or whatever gardeners do with plants, Ashido wouldn't know.
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PostSubject: Re: Monday Morning [ Closed ]   Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:15 pm

''ugh bed'' moaned ashido dragging his feet to his room, reaching for the handleing and giveing it a brave push in to push away the crap on the other side which made getting in a bit of a challenge some physical effort. ''basted'' he lastly said while pushing the door ajar to squeeze in, he thought of tidying his room a few times but the amount of effort and time to do it properly would be a waste of a day or so, a bit of a waste of a day just to tidy a room and so the chore went undone. He kicked off his shoes to the far edges of the room and prepared for bed, taking of his shirt and trousers he climbed into the covers on his bed until a nagging feeling was telling him he forgot to do something...''clean the teeth'' he said out loud to himself while hesitating getting out of bed to bother doing them but then that may lead to a bad habit of not washing his teeth and then that will lead to tooth aches, bad teeth and a trip to the dentist which he so despises evern more than death its self. The dentist, the devils attribute to making the world just a bit more hellish and unbearable. Their was one experience were he almost had to get held down during his visit to the dentist while the dentist himself was trying to gas him to get to fall asleep.
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