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ShinTre_Admin
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| | Subject: Men are Happier? Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:14 pm | |
| WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. No periods. You can never be pregnant. No Hot Flashes. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5,000 vs. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clo the s. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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Psi Prince
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| | Subject: Re: Men are Happier? Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:11 pm | |
| LMAO! While I disagree with some of these, this is rather hilarious... | |
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GLaDOS
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| | Subject: Re: Men are Happier? Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:42 pm | |
| Some are actually dead on right! while some is more in doubt! Cracked me up though xD | |
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Strayed
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| | Subject: Re: Men are Happier? Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:45 am | |
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KyroShiori
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| | Subject: Re: Men are Happier? Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:58 am | |
| It really should say...Why 'Single' Men are happier..lol. | |
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Ethereal
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| | Subject: Re: Men are Happier? Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:21 pm | |
| * fixes glasses*
Hm...Shin you may have stumbled across the reason beyhind the masculisation trend in women from the 50's onwards....this requires further study. *grabs Shiori* I shall need a tom boy test subject
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Psi Prince
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| | Subject: Re: Men are Happier? Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:22 pm | |
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KyroShiori
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| | Subject: Re: Men are Happier? Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:32 am | |
| O_O.....-is grabbed- Wait...I'm not ready for this! -flails- | |
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Antifreke
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| | Subject: Re: Men are Happier? Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:41 pm | |
| I guess I really am a woman... | |
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