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aѕceпxion Ascended Tonberry
Number of posts : 6937 Age : 34 Location : California Points : 148 Rep! : 110 Registration date : 2009-01-02
| Subject: Robbing Gone Wrong, Raep Ensues Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:01 pm | |
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- A hairdresser who overpowered a man who attempted to rob her salon at gunpoint imprisoned the man in the building’s basement, and then forced him to consume copious amounts of Viagra, after which she repeatedly raped her bound captive.
His ordeal continued for the next three days, after which she finally released him; by this time his penis was in tatters, and he felt so aggrieved as to file charges against her for rape, despite it meaning he would in turn face charges for robbery.
The man apparently entered the beauty salon, located in Kaluga, Russia, brandishing a shotgun and demanding cash.
Two hairdressers and a patron were present; it transpired that one of the hairdressers was studying judo and taekwondo, and she bravely beat the man into submission.
She carried the subdued robber into the basement of the building, and trussed him up with hairdryer cord.
She assured the others present that she would summon police to deal with the robber, but in fact had something else in mind for him.
When the others had left, she did not summon police, but instead made her prisoner strip off, and then forced him to consume a significant amount of Viagra.
Keeping him chained, she repeatedly raped her captive over the next three days, but then apparently either tired of him, or perhaps had broken him physically, for she released him.
The enervated man reported the crimes to police, and apparently had suffered injuries to his penis as a result of his prolonged service, complaining of a painfully torn frenulum.
The hentai hairdresser denies the charges:
“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release.”
She reported him for robbery in retaliation. The robber did admit that his was kept well fed, presumably as a way of ensuring his performance.
Both are now facing prosecution.
Russian police are typically sardonic:
“I actually don’t know what will happen to them. But it’s a pity that they couldn’t meet in the cell. They would be a great couple.”
Via MosNews.
The lady in question is perhaps fortunate that only the man’s penis broke, and not his heart, as Viagra induced sexual excess has at times proved fatal… | |
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LittleMariko Mystic Moogle
Number of posts : 2042 Age : 35 Location : It's all in your head Rank : The Adversary Points : 2 Rep! : 61 Registration date : 2009-01-17
| Subject: Re: Robbing Gone Wrong, Raep Ensues Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:54 pm | |
| In Soviet Russia, victim rape you. Most of the Russian chicks I ever met were mean and/or tough. | |
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Lydeck Rookie
Number of posts : 217 Age : 33 Location : United States Rank : Pimp? Points : 3 Rep! : 2 Registration date : 2009-03-03
| Subject: Re: Robbing Gone Wrong, Raep Ensues Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:18 am | |
| I want that done to me.
Minus the broken dick.
Minus the butch Russian chick.
Plus a hot asian chick. | |
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Kiun Intern
Number of posts : 498 Age : 113 Location : GARHALLA Rank : Awesome Points : 2 Rep! : 8 Registration date : 2009-02-04
| Subject: Re: Robbing Gone Wrong, Raep Ensues Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:51 am | |
| I'm 100% certain I know where you got this from. It makes me ashamed you did not link the 12-hour viagra sex marathon death article. | |
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LittleMariko Mystic Moogle
Number of posts : 2042 Age : 35 Location : It's all in your head Rank : The Adversary Points : 2 Rep! : 61 Registration date : 2009-01-17
| Subject: Re: Robbing Gone Wrong, Raep Ensues Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:18 pm | |
| - Lydeck wrote:
- I want that done to me. Minus the broken dick. Minus the butch Russian chick. Plus a hot asian chick.
Well, since only his frenulum was actually messed up, if he was circumcised he would've been fine. | |
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ShinTre_Admin Admin
Number of posts : 3438 Age : 42 Location : Alpharetta, GA Points : 126 Rep! : 29 Registration date : 2008-12-02
| Subject: Re: Robbing Gone Wrong, Raep Ensues Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:50 pm | |
| that's actually a misconception. the frendulum is a portion of your brain located right beneath ur lower maahhhduladodoplata. i'm sure the whole time he was thinking "it wasn't supposed to BE this way!" | |
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Lydeck Rookie
Number of posts : 217 Age : 33 Location : United States Rank : Pimp? Points : 3 Rep! : 2 Registration date : 2009-03-03
| Subject: Re: Robbing Gone Wrong, Raep Ensues Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:38 pm | |
| - LittleMariko wrote:
- Lydeck wrote:
- I want that done to me. Minus the broken dick. Minus the butch Russian chick. Plus a hot asian chick.
Well, since only his frenulum was actually messed up, if he was circumcised he would've been fine. Ah-ha! As an American, I win that battle. So minus butch Russian, rise and replace with hot Asian chick. Touchdown.
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LittleMariko Mystic Moogle
Number of posts : 2042 Age : 35 Location : It's all in your head Rank : The Adversary Points : 2 Rep! : 61 Registration date : 2009-01-17
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Lydeck Rookie
Number of posts : 217 Age : 33 Location : United States Rank : Pimp? Points : 3 Rep! : 2 Registration date : 2009-03-03
| Subject: Re: Robbing Gone Wrong, Raep Ensues Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:56 am | |
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ShinTre_Admin Admin
Number of posts : 3438 Age : 42 Location : Alpharetta, GA Points : 126 Rep! : 29 Registration date : 2008-12-02
| Subject: Re: Robbing Gone Wrong, Raep Ensues Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:10 pm | |
| personally i woulda wanted more than 25 bucks. my salary for my time (for anything) is 25$ an hr and up. that man was gone for 72 hrs, so he shoulda been on the clock. with the over time (workin over 40 hrs a week) his pay shoulda come out (by my standards) to just over $2k! | |
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