BS. chit chat. Writing questions.. ??

I was wondering as anyone's point of view. which is the best publishing House and Agent for new out as up and coming creative writers. You guys are smart so lets hear it.

books are traps by THE MAN to oppress us my brotha! see, that's why i don't let words into my MENTAL MIND. i keep it closed like a safe!

tackles and gives major huggles.

Ya. I know you guys good enough and I realy dont trust myself searching and finding one myself. I simply am way to trusting for my own good at times. lmao

Working on a story now as at 18,000 words roughly.

stories go by pages, not words son!

booooooooooo. off topic pointless point!

ow, ya. I also want to know there Word Count Formula for any realy oober advised people you would consider willing to give a newbie a fair shot. I know some have there own formula of so many charectors equals a word. As alos no one I have found will publish a newbie writer book over 100,000 words.

Courier New, Size 12 double spaced if I recall correctly is a majority but not all preferd Publishing Houses required for drafts intended for review.

Self Publishing is not feasible for a poor writer as I am also looking at the Google mess where they are hooking up the subscribers to there idea of a search engine to include the entire inventory of a handfull of Major Univeristy and more Libraries. Not good as google profits by giving access to all sorts of books there entire collection and Authors get ( Bleep )

I'll forgive Shin because he must be thinking of the guys who publish Play Boy and Hustler not books with words. :lol:

Who the hell is the sable?

Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:53 pm Who the hell is the sable?

what the hell are you talking about. Get back on the ball Junior Advisor.. :bball:
Unless Sable is a ultra cool wicked ass agent from hell. Then Sable doesnt live here. lmao

I meant theasable as in reasonable as I don’t have the complete English Dictionary feasible will best fit. still does not explain where you got sable from as if you did not take letters away and start playing scrabble you would realize that. Where you get Sable. That is it. Your fired as my Chief Editor. Don't you know your suposed to be a 1,000 times more smarter than me. Able to read my mind and keep me from screwing up. Man your slacking on your job. lmao

P.S. I need a more complete dictionary I can caryy around as it irks me not to find a word I am looking for. lol

Month of Math
1: escalation // 246 // 30%
2: Dwem // 87 // 11%
3: DarkKnightCecil // 77 // 9%
4: Kaguyalover // 69 // 8%
4: Rekoa // 69 // 8%
5: KyroShiori // 55 // 7%

Hey when we getting another update or is the side bar thing of the bob taking its place. I was at least on this least. It will be a few weeks is at all to show up on that raidar scream of top poster . lmao

I am no up to 20,000 Words and not even completely half way redoing my rough draft yet.

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I read an Article the other day that is irking me to the point of wanting to burn all Krispy Kremes to the very foundation. Still not paid my due wage, sverence pay of any compensation for my 5 Minute notice we dont have jobs from 2006. I read that they Gave there CEO's a sweet Bonus for loosing less moeny than expected. lmao

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My Universal Goal is now to get a book and movie deal writing a Sci-Fi story where as I blow up a Krispy Kreme in every Chapter if not at least every other Chapter as a bonus. Further more I press the trigger to blow the Corperate office up.

:o ow, shit. I could of fracken swore that was a word. Dam you modern educational twits. lmao

I used to as they shut us down when the Franchise owners went Chapter 11. Cancle our checks already in the office and made us clock out and leave the building.

They ow me 3 weeks pay, severnces and compensation from hell for the 3 years I have waiting for my just earned wages. I wish to burn the home of every KK Corperate Officer who got a Bonus while I go unpaid for my work renderd.

Sorry Jyn as I hope I dont seem snippy about any of my questions as I am just very irking upset over that BS. Can ya tell. lmao

waiting for them to finish there Chapter 11 crap.

Ah.

wonder what Surreal's going price is for eddeting is. lmao

Surreal SaDiablo wrote:

>9k$

Fixed.

Thanks Surreal, I dint want to Mooch off your prcousely little time as you spend so much here doing our tormenting updates. No wish to over stretch my luck there. lmao

at 20,720 words as 1/5 the Max of 100K a Publisher will accept from a newbie writer wish they were. lol

As they require 12 size font . New Courier Double spaced. I am not sure what my minimal Word Count I shuold go for as right now it is coming out to be 71 Pages single spaced already. lmao