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PostSubject: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:54 pm

I got it! Yay!
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:43 pm

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I got it! Yay!

Genital herpies, you don't know you've got it. Till you've got it.
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:55 pm

haha

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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:07 pm

So wrong...
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:10 pm

wow.....lol
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Mon Apr 04, 2011 12:20 am

Omg. I downloaded Kemono no Souja Erin somehow and couldn't get through the first episode; what a horrible anime.

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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:14 am

This rolling system is rigged... I'm the only person that seems to never roll Omega's!
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:02 am

Psi it isn't rigged... We just to cool for Omega's
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Mon Apr 04, 2011 10:15 am

xD haha
ur not part of the club
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:30 pm

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xD haha
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This evidence says otherwise.
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:33 pm

herpes give you better rolls?

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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:34 pm

No, but it usually suggests you've had some experience making them.
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:01 pm

Strike Witches... twitch.

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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:00 am

-glomps Kyro- I don't know why you torment yourself with bad animes..Lol
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:27 am

Have to watch them all...

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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:45 am

Does it give you manly points if you grit your teeth through bad anime?
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:48 am

Otaku points.

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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:50 am

Even we otaku draw our lines
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:57 am

-draws a bunch of lines all over the places- bwuahahahhaa marker power! >Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:04 am

There are no lines. http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/10110261 ; 2D > 3D/IRL.

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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:05 am

Who allowed Kagu to have markers!?

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Also..Kyro-kun...No more hentai for you!
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:10 am

Kiun! says:
*She called Strike Witches bad...
*...it's filled with lolis in bloomers, it's 100% impossible to be bad.
*It's like a safety net: Cannot fall below this line of fail. It thusly cannot go into the BAD zone.
(W) Kyro Jyn says:
*As a woman, she has no Spgaral power, so she's unable to realize it.
Kiun! says:
*You should inform her. It's unfortunate she doesn't understand.
*Speaking of Spgaral power, I think I'll start Freezing now...

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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:13 am

-takes Kyro's hentai- hehehehehehehehehe >;3
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:25 am

-Crumbles- Now I only have Moe...

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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:28 am

I always wanted one of those pillows but my friends stay they wont come over anymore if I had one... I'm going to go watch Freezing now and not tell anyone that Strike Witches is on my netflix list.
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:36 am

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Kiun! says:
*She called Strike Witches bad...
*...it's filled with lolis in bloomers, it's 100% impossible to be bad.
*It's like a safety net: Cannot fall below this line of fail. It thusly cannot go into the BAD zone.
(W) Kyro Jyn says:
*As a woman, she has no Spgaral power, so she's unable to realize it.
Kiun! says:
*You should inform her. It's unfortunate she doesn't understand.
*Speaking of Spgaral power, I think I'll start Freezing now...

You seemed to have erased a rather important part of the conversation...
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:06 am

Not everyone is ready to embrace 2D > 3D.

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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:48 am

drop that shit and get a real woman!
even if u love a anime chick ur still just f'in yourself in the end xD

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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:26 pm

o.O i think i'm done w/the shindows updates 3 >.> time to wrap up dis saaagaaa

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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:11 pm

Bring it!
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:55 am



Glad to see that the next of the scream franchise will be meeting my exact expectations
( Discovered this whilst walking on sat, clearly a talented artist)
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:34 am

lolf!

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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:13 pm


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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:04 pm

i THINK this is what i based the roll system off...


alpha beta gamma delta ep zeta omega
20 Novice 15 24 5 2 2 1 1 50
40 Trained 5 10 20 7 5 1 2 50
60 Honed 0 5 5 15 12 10 3 50
80 Mastered 0 1 5 10 15 15 4 50
100 Perfected 0 0 0 0 0 45 5 50

found it while deleting files from my hdd xD

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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:27 pm

m027 Greetings
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:06 pm

Wb.

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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:43 pm

yoness. I'm back. and I even posted.

Many thanks to Kyro, he gets a financial donation from me.. assuming the world doesnt end.
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:14 pm

Do not fear, I will invest in a Jamba Juice.

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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:35 pm

I want some Jamba juice...
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:05 pm

smoothie king is where it's at!

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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:30 pm

Smoothie King? We dun kno nothing bout that round here, patnah! Jamba Juice is what we rep, son!
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:49 pm

Blackberry Bliss.

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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:11 pm

I am the only one (outside of the east coast) who's timestamps are showing for EST? It's 4:10 PM for us on the west coast, but my stamps are still saying 7:10 PM.
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Sun Apr 17, 2011 9:05 pm

Mine are messed up as well; check your profile settings.

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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:41 pm

Ok. Just fixed it... do you know how/why my settings were changed?
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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:42 pm

Something happened weird with the forum last night where it went offline; not sure if that had something to do with it.

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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Mon Apr 18, 2011 3:42 am

Did something else happen b/c this is the second time that I've tried to roll and it doesn't roll anything?
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PostSubject: Monday Humor   Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:18 am

A brand new department store has just opened in London. It sells husbands.

When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the following instructions:-

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you go up. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.

One day a woman goes into the store and rather nervously starts climbing the stairs.

When she gets to the 1st floor a sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
She thinks, "I can do better than that" and keeps going up.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have jobs and love kids.
But she goes up another floor.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5: These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a Wives store just across the street.
The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited.

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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:37 am


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PostSubject: Re: April OOC/Nonsense Board   Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:28 am

-_- No! And I wasn't drunk or tipsy either.
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