Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

Here's how you play!
One person wishes, the next person grants and corrupts to their own liking, then makes a wish of their own.

Examples:
"I wish I had a car."
"Granted. It's the car from Stephen King's Christine.
I wish for world peace."

"Granted. World peace is achieved by uniting the world against you.
I wish for the secret of happiness."

"Granted. You are hit by a bus.
I wish for immortality."

Don't repeat wishes. Changing the phrasing is fine, though.
I'll start off.

I wish I didn't have to take this gay Chemistry class over again.

Granted, You now have to take a Lesbian Chemistry class.

I wish I had a faithful girlfriend

Granted.


I wish I had infinite TEXP.

Granted! Now all your word counts for everything jumps up by x99999.

I wish i had the entire doctor who series

Granted. You see Yaoi for a full .05 seconds

I wish for an attractive faithful girlfriend. HA!

Granted! you acquire a super model girlfriend in which on your first date you get into a tragic accident to which you both survive, you come out uninjured but she ends up in the hospital for days and plastic surgeons had to remake her face to which she comes out really disfigured, think Elephant Man.

I wish to be a Time Lord

Granted! You suddenly grow extremely old, with the white beard down to your feet. And the only time you control, is the time you have to shit.

I wish to date Little Mariko! Ha try that one!

Granted! Unfortunately, now you've eaten all of the children in an orphanage. Instead of being put in jail, you've actually been put down - being a badass, carnivorous mammalian.

I wish I had some strawberries.

Granted. I give you my strawberries. Course, me and a guy by the name of Rudy just finished licking the whip cream off of them...

I wish I didn't have Character ADD.

Granted! you now have character ADHD

I wish i had a million dollars

Granted. Unfortunately, it is in bent pennies.

I wish I had a dog.

Granted, bb!


I wish things didn't take so long to come in the mail.

Granted! unfortunetly they learned how to transport stuff.....into your brain.... R.I.P.

I wish too maxed out my characters techniques.

Granted! You now may max out all techniques of weak level.

I wish I had supreme attributes.

granted
you have now have the same attributes as a delicious pizza
i wish i had a golden toilet!

Granted. Unfortunately, it was placed in the middle of the family room.

I wish I had five bucks so I could go buy a slice of pizza from down the street.

granted
you make a game about chasing school children with baseball bats
i wish i knew what to wish for

Granted, but you run out of wishes.

I wish for a lotus Eclipse 2011

Granted. You will receive a postcard of a lotus eclipsing a sun postmarked for 2011. Pretty creepy.

I wish Kimi's chars would put on some shirts.

Granted. Unfortunately, they're flesh coloured.

I wish I could meet pedobear without being raped.

Granted. You suddenly become old and Pedobear doesn't like you.

I wish that people weren't so stupid so that the world could be a better place.

Granted. A comet will hit the earth in two minutes, ending all life as we know it.

I wish to survive said comet.

Granted. but you get saved by a wandering raping alien who you become a butt slave too.

I wish we had teleportation devices.

Granted, but there's no way to tell where they go.

I wish for a pie.

Granted. But it is the regurgitated pie a fat man recently ate.

I wish I could live in space.

Granted. But only one earphone works.

I wish female characters were clothed more than the half naked degree.

Granted, but your music player doesn't work.

I wish to be able to finish a character storyline for once.

Granted. But it was someone else's character.

I wish I had a working rifle.

Granted! But no ammo, and its previous owner thought you were sleeping with his sister, and yelled. "No one can sleep with my sister, but me!" Then proceeds to take his rifle back, load ammo and shoot you repeatedly.

I wish Shin'Tre would let me Date his sister

Granted! He calls you a bitch ass ninja!

I wish I had a pet tiger that had no desire to kill me or maim me.

Congratulations, now everyone is religiously prejudice; I wish Datorru would get a signature with his bio link in it.

Granted! but tragically your account fails and then your computer and then your tv and your left alone for the rest of your life all because he did that.

I wish I had a sonic screwdriver

Granted. You now have a screwdriver labelled 'Sonic the Hedgehog'.

I wish that a comedian would partake in this.

Granted! ....Well, here I am!

I wish the USA was out of a rescission.

Granted. The NPCs that can be deemed 'people' have become more combat-oriented.

I wish for a humouring pat on the head from Kyro.

Granted. You get it in the form of a rolled up newspaper.

I wish for the twilight saga to end now, and never be put on the big screen ever again.

granted!
BUT he turns out to be a molester and the pat leads to the gift of rape xD (no lube)
((lmao, i just now noticed that blue jumbled is lube! xD that's awesome))
i wish i didn't have to poo right now

nooooo! granted
the aftersaga begins and is only available on iphone!
i wish ash didn't postblock me!

hahahahaha... no problem ^_^

Granted, but it wont happen again ^_^..
and thank god its only on Iphone, cause I hate it! thats a great response.

I wish Tre would post in the saga so I can bish smack the leviathan.

game over.. system memory dump for requesting the truly impossible..

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!

I wish Edward from Twilight, with all his gay sparkles would be killed by Blade.

GRANTED, but blade ends up dying in the fight..

I wish this game had never started..